Pictured: Booooo! I'm your cousin Harrrrry...... http://lamarzulli.wordpress.com/2009/05/19/stop-the-presses-may-25th-revealed/
Wow, they found a monkey. Good job, guys. A new species, great.
Uhhh, questions.... did it have human skin? Did it speak a human language? It appears that it has a tail, correct? Uhhhh... Can I make a suggestion...
Change the caption: A Global Event. This Changes Nothing.
Thanks for all the hype, Hist-eria Channel. I'll stop digging the trench in the backyard now.
