'Hmmmm... I don't remember buying this government entity!'

Govt takes over Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac

History: Fannie, Freddie Seized by Federal Government

Paulson Rolls The Dice At Taxpayer Expense

Big intervention should assure America's recovery "Oh, please, just pay my bill one more time and I'll never waste another dollar!" Riiiiight.

Well, there you go. Begin the funeral dirge. Bury the U.S. dollar.